Batting Practice

Now some people actually go to batting practice to improve their batting.
Odd concept.
There are much better uses for that batting cage.

For a small price you are given a token.
You put the token in the slot and you get about 20 balls pitched to you from a machine.

Now you take that bat in your hands,
You are ready to whack that ball.
But is the ball really a ball...
Or..
Is it that ex who annoys you about stupid little insignificant stuff on a regular basis,
Is it that guy that broke your heart and says it's all your fault,
Is it that work issue that is driving you nuts cuz you really should know what to do to fix it,
Pick an issue...
The ball is that issue..
You whack it as hard as you can...

Good bye stress...
good bye heartache.

Therapist get big bucks to listen to your problems -
My advise -
Go WHACK it right out of your life! (figuratively of course)